Sometimes, when I'm in class, I dream that I'm on a
tropical island, with a dozen or more scantily clad
females beside me, sitting under a huge palm tree,
with some soft gentle music be played on some
traditional wood instruments on that region, and
a cool gentle breeze caressing my tanned body.

I do all this while trying to forget I'm in a
classroom. - Of course, it would be so much easier
without everyone yelling at me to keep teaching.