Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell.

When he gets there the
Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.

They go to the
first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling
with fire under him.

Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all
eternity......."

They go to the second door.

The Devil shows him Rush
Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured.

Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door.

Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with
Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob.

Bill thinks and decides,
"Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it."

The Devil then says, "Good. Hey
Monica, you've been replaced."