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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle. - BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where some women go to dye.
- CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage. - HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
- MYTH: A female moth.
- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.
- SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
- SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
- TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
- YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
- WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
