Delbert and Fletch, two industrial robots, escaped from the engineering
lab one Saturday night.

They decided to separate, pick up some dates and
meet later.

A few hours passed and Delbert arrived at the meeting place.

He found Fletch standing in front of a mailbox and a fire alarm.

"Who
are your two friends?" asked Delbert.

"Forget them," sighed Fletch. "The
short, fat one with the big mouth just stands there, and if you touch
the redhead she screams her lungs out."