A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired a famous Chinese
detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might
develop. A few days later he received this report:

Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree, look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
No fee.