MONDAY:   It's fun to cook for Bob.
Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:   Bob wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.  

WEDNESDAY:   A good day for rice.
The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath.
I can't say it improved the rice any.  

THURSDAY:   Today Bob asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe.
It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.  

FRIDAY:   I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.  

SATURDAY:   Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.    

SUNDAY:   Bob's folks came to dinner.
I wanted to serve roast.
All I could find was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius.
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.  

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.   This has been a very exciting week.
I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.