• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• A man will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
  A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
• Men always want to be a woman's first love.
  Women have a more subtle instinct: They want to be a man's last romance.
• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
  and love him a little.
  To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and
  not try to understand her at all.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes
  no use in two people remembering the same thing.
• It's not true that men prefer foolish women.
  Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness
  whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.