• Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across
  the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym
  teacher and the other is a social worker in her
  mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere
  together and I've never seen a man go into or leave
  their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
• Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity,
  Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?
• Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so
  much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
• Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated
  woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's
  getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
  share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
  to discuss money with him.
• Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been
  fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence,
  he denied everything and said it would never happen
  again.
• Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo.
  Why would a boy who was raised a Christian turn
  against his upbringing.
• Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been
  paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every
  week for two and a half years. He must
  be crazy.
• Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered.
  I think she is going through mental pause.
• Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband
  had lost all interest in Sex to send him to a doctor.
  Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
  doctor. Now what do I do?