- Which sexual position produces the ugliest
children?
Ask your mother. - How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it
came from. - What's the difference between a bitch and a
whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party;
A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party
except you. - What's the difference between love, true
love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. - What's the difference between a Catholic
wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake
jewelry. - What makes men chase women they have no
intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they
have no intention of driving. - What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm. - What do you call an Amish guy with his hand
up a horse's ass?
A mechanic. - Who is the most popular guy at the nudist
colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each
hand and a dozen donuts. - Who is the most popular girl at the nudist
colony?
The one who can eat that last donut. - Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK. - The three words men hate to hear most
during sex:
Are you in?' - The three words women hate to hear most
during sex:
Honey, I'm home!'
