Mr. and Mrs. Ficucci come before the judge for their divorce hearing.

The judge asks, "What are the grounds?"

Mrs. Ficucci says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing 'Jingle Bells' while he pissed all over me."

The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."

She replied, "Yes your honor ! He knows how much I hate that fucking song."