Sophie went to see a psychiatrist about her husband.

"Doctor, My husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming
he's a refrigerator!"

"My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are
somebody or something unusual..."

Sophie leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence, "But you see
doctor it is also a problem for me! Jake sleeps with his mouth open and the
light keeps me awake!"

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