These are some REAL excuses from drivers
when asked to sum up their accident in the
fewest words possible:

1. I thought my window was down, but I
   found it was up when I put my head through it.
2. The other car collided with mine without
   giving warning of its intention.
3. My car was legally parked as it backed
   into the other vehicle.
4. A pedestrian hit me and went under
   my car.
5. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
   telephone pole.