A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor
was called as a witness.

The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the
defendant?"

"No sir," answered the man.

"Did you ever
get any from his wife?"

"No sir."

"Did you ever get
any from his daughters?"

"Uh - excuse me sir," the
witness said, "but we are still talking about
drugs here, right?"

 

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