Three woman had a very late night drinking Budweiser.

They left
in the early morning hours and went home separately.

They met
the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who
was drunker the night before.

The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, I drove
straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got
through the door, I blew chunks.

To which the second gal replied, You think that was drunk? I
got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my
car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!

And the third proclaimed, I was by far the most drunk.

I got
home, got in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle
over and burned the whole house down!

They all looked at each other for a moment.

Then the first
gal says: Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my
dog.