A large, powerfully built guy meets a woman at a bar.

After a
number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making
out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and
says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"

She begins to
drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says,
referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000
pounds of dynamite!"

By this point, she is aching for action.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she
grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you
in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse,
I was afraid you were about to blow!"