A large, powerfully-built guy named Terry meets a woman named Lynne at a bar.

After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, Terry stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, Terry flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"

Lynne begins to drool.

Terry then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"

Lynne is just aching for action at this point.

Finally, Terry drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Lynne grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Terry catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

Lynne then replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"