It was that time,
during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon.

All the children
were invited to come forward.

One little girl
was wearing a particularly pretty dress and,as she sat down, the pastor leaned
over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl
replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says
it's a bitch to iron."