I was was riding a bus, minding my own business, when a woman next to me tried to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, I blurted out, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"