A friend of mine has a theory about things electronics : they operate
on smoke.

It is very important for each component to have the correct
amount of smoke, which is sealed inside at the factory.

If this smoke
ever gets out, the part is no longer functional.

This is true: how
many times have you ever seen an electrical or electronic device fail
right after smoke has been emitted?

 

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