This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.

The further she walked, the more it hurt and after a while, she started to limp.

As she was limping along, an ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the matter?"

"I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do *anything* to get it out."

The ant says, "Anything? Well, would you let me screw you?"

The elephant thought about it for a minute and decided, "Why not? How bad could an ant be?"

So she agreed. 

The ant started pulling on the thorn and, eventually, got it out.

True to her word, the elephant then laid down on her side and moved her tail out of the way.

The ant crawled up and started going to town.

A monkey was up in a coconut palm watching all this.  

He couldn't quite believe his eyes.

When the ant mounted the pachyderm, the monkey started laughing and rolling around in the tree.

His actions knocked a coconut out of the tree that fell hit the elephant right between the ears.

The elephant moaned loudly in pain, "Awwoooohhhhh!"

Hearing this, the ant yelled out at the top of his voice, "Take it all baby, take it all!"