Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.

Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

A: One by one.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?

A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).

Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?

A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!".

Q: How does an elephant get out of a phone booth?

A: The same way he got in.

Q: How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

A: Take out all the matches first.

Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside?

A: An inside out elephant.

Q: Why don't elephants ride bicycles?

A: They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.

Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

Q: How do elephants talk to each other?

A: By 'elephone.