• "You know, I could get you off Santa's 'naughty' list!"
• "I can eat my weight in cocktail frankfurters!"
• "I used to be Brad Pitt's lawn ornament."
• "Hey! I'm down here!"
• "Hey, baby, I bet you'd look terrific in a Raggedy Ann wig!"
• "I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!"