A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency"
appointment.

The receptionist said to come right in.

She rushed
to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room.

The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the
gynecologist to please examine her vaginA:

So the doctor started to examine her.

He stuck up his head
after completing his examination.

"I'm sorry, Miss," he said,
"but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy,
delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But
while I am here could you just replace the batteries ? "