- Why does an (Ethnic) insist on him wearing a condom? So she can
have a doggie bag for later. - Why Do (Ethnic)s Whistle While They Pee? So They Know Which Set of
Lips to Wipe. - Why do (Ethnic)s have vaginas? So guys will talk to them at
parties. - Why do (Ethnic)s have little holes all over their faces? From
eating with forks. - Why do (Ethnic)s give such good blowjobs? Because that's what they
train for all their lives. - Why do (Ethnic)s drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.
- Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at the ballpark? Too many
(Ethnic)s were drowning. - Why did they call the (Ethnic) twinkie? She liked to be filled with
cream. - Why did the pregnant (Ethnic) lose her job at the sperm bank? Her
employer discovered she'd been embezzling. - Why did the (Ethnic) tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her
male would get delivered to the right box. - Why did the (Ethnic) sit in a tree? So she could call herself a
branch manager. - Why did the (Ethnic) put make up on her forehead? She wanted
everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind. - Why did the (Ethnic) cross the road? Never mind that! What was she
doing out of the bedroom?!? - Why did the (Ethnic) call the welfare office? She wanted to know
how to cook food stamps! - Why did the (Ethnic) ask her friends to save their burned-out light
bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building. - Why did God create (Ethnic)s? Because sheep can't bring beer from
the fridge. - Why were there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after an
(Ethnic) drove a car? Cause she blew the horn! - Why are only 2% of (Ethnic)s touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n
peckers. - Why are (Ethnic)s like cornflakes? Because they're simple, easy and
they taste good. - Why are (Ethnic)'s coffins' Y-shaped? Because as soon as they are
on their backs, their legs open. - When her two pet bunnies died, the (Ethnic) was very upset, and so
she would always have something to remember them by, she took them
to the taxidermist and asked that they both be stuffed. "No
problem," the taxidermist reassured her. "And do you want them
mounted?" After considering for a minute. "No," she decided, "just
holding hands." - What's the Difference Between a Trampoline and An (Ethnic)? You
Take Your Shoes Off Before You Jump on A Trampoline. - What's the difference between an (Ethnic) and a computer? You only
have to punch the information into a computer once. - What's an (Ethnic)'s Version of Safe Sex? A Padded Headboard.
- What's an (Ethnic)'s Favorite Nursery Rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.
- What was the (Ethnic) surgeons' claim to fame? She performed the
world's first successful hemorrhoid transplant. - What was the (Ethnic)s complaint about oral sex? The lousy view.
- What was the (Ethnic) psychics' greatest achievement? An IN-body
experience! - What was in the (Ethnic) spinsters' heart-shaped locket? A picture
of a candle. - What is the quickest way to get into an (Ethnic)s pants? Pick them
up off the floor - What is the irritating part around an (Ethnic)'s vagina?
A1: The (Ethnic)!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn. - What is the disease that paralyzes (Ethnic)s below the waist?
Marriage. - What is the difference between butter and a (Ethnic)? Butter can be
difficult to spread. - What is the difference between a young (Ethnic) and an old (Ethnic)?
A young one uses Vaseline; an old one uses Poli-Grip. - What is the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny
(Ethnic)? One's a phony buck. - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and an ironing board?
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and an inflatable doll?
About two cans of hair spray - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and a broom closet? Only
two men can fit inside a broom closet at once. - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and a bowling ball? A1:
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: There is no difference. They're both round and have three
holes to poke.
A4: You don't eat your bowling ball - What is the connection between an (Ethnic) and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. - What is the (Ethnic)'s favorite battery?
Ever-ready. - What is an (Ethnic)'s three biggest lies?
1. You're the best.
2. You're the biggest.
3. It doesn't always smell that way. - What is an (Ethnic)'s idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door. - What is an (Ethnic)'s idea of natural child birth?
Absolutely no makeup. - What does the Bermuda Triangle and (Ethnic)s have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen. - What Does an (Ethnic) Consider Safe Sex?
Putting the Car in Park! - What do you get when you cross an elephant and a (Ethnic)?
A three-quarter ton pick-up. - What do you call two nuns and a (Ethnic)?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver. - What do a bowling ball and a (Ethnic) have in common? Chances are
they'll both end up in the gutter. - What do an (Ethnic) and your computer have in common? You don't
know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. - What do an (Ethnic) and President Gorbachev have in common? They
both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and President Gorbachev?
He knows who the ten men were. - What do an (Ethnic) and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win - Why is it okay for (Ethnic)s to catch cold? They don't have to
worry about blowing their brains out. - Why don't (Ethnic)s talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not to with their mouths full. - Why Don't (Ethnic)s Like Candy Canes? When You Suck a Candy Cane It
Gets Smaller? - What did the (Ethnic) say to the physicist? "Why, I just _love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" - What did the (Ethnic) do when she wanted a personalized licence
plate? She changed her name to "ZRF-542." - How Do You Know You Have an (Ethnic) Gardener? The Whole Yard Has
Dark Roots. - How do you know when an (Ethnic)s been in your fridge? Lipstick on
the cucumbers! - How do you change an (Ethnic)'s mind? Buy her another beer.
- How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from an (Ethnic)? There
is a stamp on it. - Do You Know Why (Ethnic)s Don't Vote? They Don't Care Who Gets in.
- Did you hear about the (Ethnic) that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went? It finally dawned on her. - Did you hear what the (Ethnic) who was opening a new bar said when
her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!" - Did you hear what happened to the (Ethnic) who swallowed a razor
blade on Monday?
By Thursday she'd given herself a hysterectomy,
castrated her husband, circumcised her boyfriend, and given the
Preacher a harelip. - Did you hear the one about the (Ethnic) who thought that "love
handles" referred to her ears? - Did you hear about the sophisticated (Ethnic)? She thought her
period was French Provincial. - Did you hear about the new epidemic among (Ethnic)s? It's called
MAIDS--If they don't get one. They die. - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) with a degree in psychology? She'll
blow your mind, too. - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) who was called "Sanka" because she
had no active ingredient in the bean? - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) who was an M.D. - Mentally
Deficient? - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) who thought nitrates were cheaper
than day rates? - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) who thought intercourse was a state
highway? - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) who failed her driver's test three
times? She couldn't learn to sit up in a car. - Did you hear about the (Ethnic) couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see
"Closed for the Winter." - Did you hear about the man who swerved to miss an (Ethnic) in the
street last week? He didn't make it. He ran out of gas. - What do you call 100 (Ethnic)s sun bathing on a beach in Cuba? Bay
of Pigs. - How did the(Ethnic) die in the pie eating contest? A cow stepped on
his head. - How can you tell (Ethnic) women are ashamed of their long black
hair? They wear long black gloves to hide it. - What do you call a good-looking, rich, prosperous Mexican? An
Italian. - Did You Hear About The Pollack That Thought His Wife Was Trying
To Kill Him?
He Found Polish Remover In The linen closet. - Hear About The Guy That Was Half German And Half Polish?
He Hated Jews But Couldn't Figure Out Why! - How Can You Tell A (Ethnic)s In The Woods? The Bears Are Lighting Fires To Keep Him Away.
- What Do They Call A Black Man With A White Penis?
A (Ethnic) Coal Miner Who's Been Home For Lunch. - Why Did The (Ethnic) Give His Wife A Wig For Christmas?
His Neighbor Told Him She Was Getting Balled Every Day. - Why Did The (Ethnic) Throw Away The Toilet Brush?
He Went Back To Using Paper. - Why Shouldn't You Take Any Shit From A (Ethnic)?
Because It Might Be His Lunch! - How far can a (Ethnic) swim?
That depends... how far's the bottom? - How do (Ethnic)s count?
1,2,3,another,another,another... - Why did the (Ethnic) jet liner crash?
It ran out of coal. - How do you know an (Ethnic) family is on a campsite?
The toilet paper is hanging out to dry. - How many Mexicans does it take to get a girl pregnant?
Just Juan. - Did you hear what happened to the (Ethnic) that bought a pair of
odor-eaters? He took 2 steps and disappeared! - Have You Heard About The (Ethnic) 500 Car Race?
The First Car To Start Wins. - What's the difference between a (Ethnic) and an ironing board?
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. - Why don't (Ethnic)s talk while having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not to with their mouths full. - What happens when a (Ethnic) gets Alzheimer disease?
Her IQ goes up! - What is the difference between butter and an (Ethnic)?
Butter is difficult to spread. - What do a bowling ball and an (Ethnic) have in common?
chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. - What does an (Ethnic) owl say?
What, what? - By the way, how do (Ethnic) parents make their children feel wanted?
They put
their pictures in the post office. - Why did they call the (Ethnic) twinkie?
She liked to be filled with cream. - Why did the (Ethnic) call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! - What do an (Ethnic) and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win - What is the difference between an (Ethnic) and an inflatable doll?
About 2 cans of hair spray - (Visual Joke)
Q: What did the (Ethnic) say when she tried driving stick for
the first
time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off
motions) - What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking an (Ethnic)
and a
Schwinn at the side of the road?
One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . . - What is the irritating part around a (Ethnic)'s vagina?
A1: The (Ethnic)!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn. - Why is a (Ethnic) like an old washing machine?
- They both drip when they're fucked.
- A government study has shown that (Ethnic)s do have more fun -
they just don't remember who with. - Sherwin Williams Paint Company has a new color,(Ethnic)... It's
not too bright but it spreads easily ! - How can you tell if a (Ethnic) has gas problems?
If he farts in the bathtub and the bubbles sink. - What do you call a (Ethnic) who practices birth control?
A humanitarian. - What do you call a (Ethnic) man whose outhouse is out of order?
Forest Dump. - What do (Ethnic) lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce.
- Do you know what the difference between an (Ethnic) and a
mosquito? Mosquitos quit sucking after you slap them! - How can you tell if an (Ethnic) has been using the computer?
The Joy Stick is wet. - Ashes to Ashes...
Dust to Dust...
if it wasn't for (Ethnic) girls,
our balls would bust.
