A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yeah?'

Biker: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'

Driver: 'No I haven't'

The Biker drives on, until he sees the next car.

While passing it, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yes?'

Biker: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'

Driver: 'No I haven't'

Then suddenly there is a curve....and the Biker doesn't even slow down! He crashes off the road into a ditch.

A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky Biker.

Covered in blood and surely dying, the Biker asks: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?'

'Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years'.

The Biker asks: 'Where are the brakes???'