Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into
his beer.

Tom walks in and sits down.

After
trying to start a conversation several times
and getting only distracted grunts he asks
Eric what the problem is.

"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those
women's questions women ask. Now I'm in
deep doo-doo at home."

"What kind of question?, asked Tom.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her if
when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say
'Of course I will'".

"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I
said 'Of course I DO....'"