Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging
their worst experiences.

The
first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a
scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell,
breaking every bone in  his body and he was hospitalized for six months.

The
second guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was
hitch-hiking and a Greyhound bus ran over him, breaking his back and he wound up
in the hospital for nearly a year.

The
3rd guy was not saying anything, so one of the others asked him about his worst
experience.

He
said, "Well, I'll tell you about the second worst thing that ever happened to
me, I was out hunting one time and I had to take a shit, so I stepped behind a
tree, dropped my trousers, and crouched down into *the* position."

"Yeah? what happened next?" asks his friend.

"I
got a little too close to the ground and -- WHAM -- a bear trap snapped shut on
my testicles."

One
of the other guys said, "God! If that was the second worst, what in the world
was the worst?"

He
calmly replied, "Oh, that would be when I reached the end of the chain . . ."