As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a
Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for
her.

"Well", said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.

"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young
princess with a priceless crown of jewels.

"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother.

The elderly woman's dog raised his head a uttered a single, weak, hoarse
"woof".

"Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"

POOF: There, in front of the old woman, who has now turned into a
beautiful princess, stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever
seen. More handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stared at him in awe, completely smitten. As he came toward her, her
knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he
whispered,

"I'll bet you're sorry you ever had me neutered."