Miami Beach Police say a man posing as a surgeon left at
least three clients grossly disfigured, including a man who
woke up with female breast implants.

Police have been unable
to locate either the phony surgeon or the man who was given
breast plants.

They believe the surgeon may have already fled
the country while the man with breast implants has apparently
been locked in his bedroom for three months and refuses to
answer either his telephone or the front door.

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