The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "The Family Fortunes" in the UK.

• Name something a blind person might use - A sword
• Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
• Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
• Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
• Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
• Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
• Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
• Name something that floats in the bath - Water
• Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
• Name something Red - My cardigan
• Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
• Name a famous royal - Mail
• Name a number you have to memorise - 7
• Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
• Name something you put on walls - Roofs
• Name something in the garden that's green - Shed
• Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine -A bicycle with wings
• Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
• Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
• Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
• Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
• Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
• Name something associated with the police - Pigs
• Name a sign of the zodiac - April
• Name something slippery - A conman
• Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
• Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
• Name a jacket potato topping - Jam
• Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
• Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
• Name something with a hole in it - Window
• Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
• Name a domestic animal - Leopard
• Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
• Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
• Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels