A well-respected local man throws a fancy dress party - the difference is that
rather than going as a superhero or whatever, you have to go dressed as an emotion.

It gets to about half past ten and the party is in full swing, there's people
covered in hearts who've gone as love, there's people with green contact lenses
on who've gone as jealousy.

All of a sudden the front door opens, and there's two Jamaican guys standing
there almost naked.

One of them has a hollowed out pear which he has his penis
stuck into.

The other one is holding a bowl of custard between his legs with
his member dangling in it.

The room goes dead silent and the host comes running up.

"What the hell do you think you're playing at!" he shouts.

"You're supposed
to come as an emotion, not some fucking freak show!"

The first Jamaican guy looks at him, and says, "We are emotions - I'm deep
In 'dis pear, and my mate is 'fuckin' dis custid!"