ART FART= it's such a beauty
you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART= When you
think your farts don't stink.

ASSAULT FART= A sudden
attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART= You can't control
the blow out.

BEER FARTS= These come out
of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART= Been doing time
inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART= Your ass is the
only one that can do it.

GHOST FART= You can't hear
it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART= When you're
home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART= When you bend
over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART= When you refer to
your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART= You know how old
it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART= You need to
fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART= A confused
fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART= When you drop a
bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a
disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART= When someone
farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".