There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

He went to a bar and asked
this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said,"It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.

After she said
no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case
early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! Your a lawyer?"

He said why yes I am, so they went to his place and when they were in
bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a
lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"