A
man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller's
tent.

Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the
father of two children."

"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE
children."

The
woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."