The Russian couple's sex life was terrible, so they went out and
bought a black market copy of a sex manual.

"Honey, I want to
eat your pussy like it says in the book, but it smells so bad.
Why don't you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant
spray?"

She agreed.

An hour later she returned, all excited.

"You should see the flavours they have," she told her husband.
"Strawberry, cherry, banana........"

"What did you get?" he interrupted.

"Tuna," she replied.