Pauly and Maury were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

The waiter
brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.

Maury said to Pauly, "Please help yourself."

Pauly said "Okay," and helped herself to the larger fish.

After a tense silence,Maury said, "Really, now, if you had offered
me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"

Pauly: "What are you complaining about? You *do* have have the
smaller one, don't you...?"