Two blondes go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment - the
reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a
cabin in the woods.

I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same
thing happens on the second day, and also on the third day.

It goes on
like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the
blondes catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed.

One blonde turns to
the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen
hundred bucks?"

The other blonde says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any
more!"