• A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
• You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.
• You can go in the bush anytime you want.
• Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.
• Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.
• Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.
• A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
• 2 hours of complete silence.(ok, a 2 hour blowjob will achieve the same thing...but then you will owe her a diamond the size of a small rodent!)
• You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
• If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
• A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.
• It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.
• Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
• You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
• Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.
• You generally can go home with a dozen fish before anyone says anything.
• The fish will usually nibble gently on your worm before they engulf it entirely in their mouth.
• If you pull out too quickly, all that happens is that you have a happy fish.
• A fish doesn't care how big your rod is.
• Blowfish!