The secretary came in late for work the third day in a
row.

The boss called her into his office and said, "Now
look Millie, I know we had a wild fling for a while,
but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like
any other employee. Who told you you could come and go
as you please around here?"

Millie simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while
exhaling said, "My lawyer."