The reason television is called a "medium" is because so little of it is rare or well-done.

 

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

 

 

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.

Rule 2:

 

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