A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a
tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I
am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated
that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did
not give him such a right."

The first man whacked the ball
onto the green & left to finish the hole.

Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was
hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When
he came to a few minutes later, he looked around & saw the
deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the
other holding up 4 fingers.