A typical married couple were lying in bed one night.

The wife
had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his
bedside light on to read a book.

As he was reading, he paused,
reached over and started fondling his wife's pussy.

He did this only for a short while.

Then he resumed reading
his book, He did this several times and his wife became
gradually more aroused.

She thought her husband was seeking
some sort of response as an encouragement to go further.

She got up, and stripped in front of him.

The husband was confused by this behavior.

He asked "What are
you doing, why are you taking off your night shirt.?"

The wife replied, "You were fingering me, I thought it was
foreplay and that you wanted to make love tonight."

The husband replied, "No, not at all."

The wife said, "Then what the hell were you doing?"

The husband said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could
turn the pages in my book."