A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an
engagement ring.

Looking behind the glass case, he comes
across an exquisite band with a handsome-sized rock in its
center.

"Excuse me sir," the gentleman says to the salesman.
"How much is this ring?"

"Ah, that's a beautiful piece," the salesman replies. "It
goes for $10,000."

"My God!" the man exclaimed. "That's a lot of money!"

"Yes, but a diamond is forever."

"Perhaps," the gentleman replied, "But my marriage won't
last that long!"