Dante wrote me that he and his wife had wakened to a
commotion.

Turns out their next door neighbor's boyfriend had
a . . . well, wife.

And the wife was causing a nice little incident.

Dante was jokingly defending the man, explaining that in some
rare cases, a severe physical trauma can cause a man to
actually forget that he's married.

Dante's wife responded quickly,
"Yeah, like a hard blow to the dick."