A former prostitute with a rather well-used twat that had been somewhat stretched during her working years was given a proposal of marriage by a man she met, who was unaware of her former profession.

She thought it over, and decided to accept his proposal.

She decided to approach the problem of her size after they were married.

On their wedding night, she explained the problem away by saying that when she was but a child, she got her pussy caught on some barbed wire while climbing over it, which explains why it is so big.

They made wild and passionate love for most of the night, and in the early hours of the morning, her husband, after regaining his breath, turned to her and said, "I can understand your private parts being stretched by the barbed wire, my dear, but just HOW far across the field were you before you noticed?"