A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his plants. 

He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation. 

"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover the base of each plant with cat manure!" advised the agronomist.

With some difficulty and great expense the owner was able to secure enough cat manure for his plants. 

The plants produced a bumper crop of pineapples, with just a minor problem ........ they tasted a bit strange. 

With some concern, the plantation owner called his distributor on the mainland and asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell pineapples that taste a little like pussy?" 

"I'm not sure," Harry answered, "But, if you can figure out a way to make pussy taste a little like pineapple, we'll make a fortune!"