The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all
of whom could not figure out how to cure him.

Finally he was
brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it
out.

After about an hour's examination he came out and told the
cardinals that he knew what was wrong.

He said that the bad news
was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.

He said that
the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to
have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about
it at length.

Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.

Over
all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what
are the four conditions?"

The room stilled.

There was a long pause...

The pope replied,
"First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom
she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she
is having sex."

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out
with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth
condition?"

The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."