There are four kinds of people that live in Great Britain.

First are the Scots,
Who hold onto their children
and anything else they can get their hands on.

Next are the Welsh,
Who pray on their knees
and on their neighbors.

Then there are the Irish,
Who don't know what they want,
but they'll fight anyone for it.
and last are the English,
who consider themselves self made men,
which relieves the Almighty of any responsibility!