Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

One was
an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third was a
chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square" do your
stuff!"

T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper
and a pen and promptly drew a square, circle and triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the accountant said
his dog could do better.

He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet,
do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with
a dozen cookies.

He then divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies
each.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his dog could
do better.

He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 oz. without
spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.

The three men turned
to the government wor1ker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The
government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do
your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies,
drank the milk, took a crap on the paper, had sex with the other
three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker's
compensation and then went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave.

They ALL agreed, that dog was bloody brilliant!!!