Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.
One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"
"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about.
Like the other day I was at the airport and this really
beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two
tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to
Tittsburgh."
The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about.
It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my
wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead
I said, "YOU RUINED MY LIFE BITCH!"